IrrationalMango Dating Simulator 2

"I'm sorry- IrrationalMango Dating Simulator TWO?!?!?"

That's right. There's a sequel.

Bigger, better, and made with a real game engine this time. Wow! I can't believe I got off my lazy ass and locked in!

You are PINOPRIME,

A watermelon dude trying to hit it off with IRRATIONALMANGO, a regular dude.

The bad news?

IrrationalMango hates your guts. I mean, like, he HATES you, dude. "Ooh but in reality they're friends" SHUT UP. It's funnier like this.

The good news? 

You can learn how to flirt, with the help of I.M. Bot 2.0! (We don't talk about what happened to the first one.) And hopefully, with its help, you can... as the kiddos say... rizz up IrrationalMango! Haha! Why isn't anybody laughing

CREDITS

• PinoPrime - Didn't Kill Me (Hopefully)
• IrrationalMango - Also Didn't Kill Me (Hopefully)